I Am Not Light Enough to Run for President; And I Speak too Negro

An open letter to (d)Senate Majority Leader Jim Crow Reid.
(and any other person that wants a chuckle)

Dear Old Slavecatcher,

You a old ass cracker and should know better. Are you in cahoots with the census bureau?
Fuck it. You're not worth the keyboard power.

Oh well I guess blacks are no longer the new black.

Never be fooled into believing the Negro is in Vogue.

Signed,

Josephine Nicole Brooks
an upstanding negro.